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Sassapphras

Sassapphras

A lass with sass / Who's full of class / Yet has the brass / To pass gas / To kick your ass / To be crass

Jeans, jeans, the magical... uh... suit?

Authors seem to write all their heroes in "sexy" faded jeans nowadays.  Have you seen faded jeans?  They absolutely do not top a nice pair of new jeans.  I don't know who the authors are trying to kid.